The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.