The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.