The Hamstring Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Metcalf's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.