The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Metcalf, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.