The Mystery Tweak Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.