The Phantom Holding Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
73%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.