The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.