The Phantom Flag Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.