The Butter-Finger Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Metcalf tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.