The Dropped Pass Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
72%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.