The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.