The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Metcalf will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.