The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.