The Mystery Tweak Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Metcalf's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.