The Butter-Finger Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Metcalf, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.