The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.