The Dropped Pass Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.