The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.