The Phantom Holding Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.