The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
86%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.