The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Wicks gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wicks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.