The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- London will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
London, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.