The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“Ref: "Number London, that's a flag." London: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.