The Phantom Holding Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- London gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
77%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
London scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.