The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment London was due a breakout.
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make London's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.