The Phantom Holding Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- London is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.