The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- London gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.