The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- London drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.