The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“Ref: "Number London, that's a flag." London: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
London scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.