The Snap Count Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over London's stadium. Only over London.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- London is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
London drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.