The Inch-Short Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.