The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
London drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.