The Butter-Finger Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“Ref: "Number London, that's a flag." London: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- London tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.