The Dropped Pass Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- Ref: "Number London, that's a flag." London: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- London drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
London's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.