The Inch-Short Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- London tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
London drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.