The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- London's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment London was due a breakout.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.