The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- London gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
London scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.