The Dropped Pass Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- The broadcast shows London on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- London gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
London drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.