The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment London was due a breakout.
- London will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
London's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.