The Hamstring Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- London gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make London's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.