The Hamstring Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
London, London, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.