The Late Scratch Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over London's stadium. Only over London.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.