The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- London scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
London, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.