The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.