The Late Scratch Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
London drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.