The Dropped Pass Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- The broadcast shows London on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number London, that's a flag." London: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make London's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.