The Butter-Finger Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- London gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.