The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- London drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
London's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.