The Dropped Pass Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- London tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make London's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.