The Dropped Pass Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number London, that's a flag." London: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
London's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.